Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Dussehra: Festival Of India


Dussehra:

In the months of Ashwin and kartik, Hindus observe a 10 day ceremony of fast, rituals, celebrations, fiests to honor the mother Goddess and triumph of Lord Rama over Demon Ravana. Dussehra also symbolizes the triumph of warrior Goddess Durga over the buffalo demon, Mahishasura. Thus, it is a celebration of victory of good over evil.

This celebration starts from Navratri and ends with the tenth day festival of “Dussehra”. Navratri and Dussehra is celebrated throughout the country at the same time, with varying rituals, but with great enthusiasm and energy as it marks the end of scorching summer and the start of winter season.

The tenth day after Navratri is called Dussehra, on which number of fairs are organized throughout the northern India, burning effigies of Ravana.It is also called “Vijayadashmi” as this day marks the victory of Lord Rama over Ravana. VijayaDashami is considered to be an auspicious day for the Indian householder, on which he worships, protects and preserves 'Shakti' (power). According to Scriptures, by worshipping the 'Shakti' on these nine-days the householders attain the threefold power i.e. physical, mental and spiritual, which helps him to progress in life without any difficulty.


The 'Ramlila' - an enactment of the life of Lord Rama, is held during the nine days preceding Dussehra. On the tenth day (Dussehra or Vijay Dasami), larger than life effigies of Ravana, his son and brother - Meghnadh and Kumbhakarna are set to fire.

The theatrical enactment of this dramatic encounter is held throughout the country in which every section of people participates enthusiastically.

In burning the effigies the people are asked to burn the evil within them, and thus follow the path of truth and goodness, bearing in mind the instance of Ravana, who despite all his might and majesty was destroyed for his evil ways.
Dussehra is also known as Vijaya Dasami, because of the victory of Ram over Ravana. On this day in Satya Yug, Ram (the eighth incarnation of Lord Vishnu), killed the great demon and king of Lanka, Ravana.

Puranas also opined that in this day warrior Goddess Durga defeated and killed the buffalo demon Mahishasura.

Friday, September 25, 2009

FUN TIME:


DON'T MESS WITH A WOMAN ESPECIALLY IN A BAR.

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "Can't," breathes the bartender. "He's not here. Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room!"

FUN TIME:


Why did the Chicken cross the road?
SAEED AL SAHAF - (Iraqi Head of Information) The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken. 

GEORGE W BUSH - We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.

COLIN POWELL - Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

TONY BLAIR - I agree with George. 

MARTIN LUTHER KING (Jr) - I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA - In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. 

ARISTOTLE - It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX - It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN - What chicken?

BILL GATES - eChicken2005 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN - Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON - What is your definition of chicken?

THE BIBLE - And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken.

FUN TIME


VIRUS WARNING:

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub or bottle shop.

Purchase the antidote

known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

The quickest acting WINE type is called

Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it. The next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY (Destroys -Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).

Update (last Monday): After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Most Controversial TV Reality Show Ends:


The most controversial indian TV reality show will end this weekend.
"Saach Ka Saamna " this show was based on american TV reality show called " The Moment Of The Truth" 
Trust an Indian television channel to market a risque, daring show as ' Sach Ka Saamna, is a fascinating look at the way we really live, behind all our put on hypocrisy and bland exterior selves. I was chatting with a couple of colleagues over coffee and we all agreed that the first half hour in Dev D was the best part of the film. Anurag Kashyap's interpretation of Paro as a regular bold, brash, horny desi girl from Punjab provided stunning insights into the way we actually are.
Back then, actress Mahi Gill said she could identify with the character, that it was close to her heart.
Anyway, here's what I wrote about Sach Ka Saamna after seeing the first episode. Don't forget to catch it tonight! i also sent SMS to all my friends. 


A female dressed in a blue sari, former teacher with a lovely smile (that fades rapidly as you watch her), two children and a husband of 16 years. A Sindhi married to a Christian. She's classic Incredible India. Incredible at hiding the garbage life has shoveled her way. Until, of course, television offered her the chance to win Rs1 crore in exchange for 21 truths about her relationship with her mother, her inner sexual longings and her childhood secrets and jealousies.
Thus far Indian television has never managed to successfully replicate the American-style intimate, confessional chat show format, a genre powered by Oprah Winfrey, arguably one of the world's most influential women. Indians just aren't brought up to confess on prime time television that they were raped by their uncle/neighbour when they were 11, or that they are having affairs with their wives' sisters. Family secrets, we believe, should be buried in the darkest recesses of our emotional selves.
Star India's sensational show, Sach ka Saamna, the local version of the globally successful Moment of Truth, manages to smash through this barrier with its deceptively simple format. All a contestant has to do is answer yes or no to any question the host asks. Twenty-one right answers and she's a crorepati. A lie detector test, taken prior to the show when the contestant is asked 50 questions, confirms whether the answer is right or wrong. How difficult can that be, right? And how dramatic can it be when she has already answered all the questions that she is going to be asked on the show?

It was tougher than you think. Especially when your family is sitting on the same stage, watching you spill your guts with a simple yes, no, yes, no. "The best part about this show is that you know all the questions and you know all the answers,The channel screened people with interesting lives, those who had been through a lot, nearly 50% of the contestants backed out when they realized how far they would have to go-some of them quit after the lie detector test.

Indian version of the show had  less sex and more emotion. But maybe that's the smart approach considering the show was recently banned in Greece on grounds of decency/taste. I'm almost certain that no contestant has won the big prize since this show went on air in the US last year. Incidentally, the US show was inspired by a Colombian show which also ran into trouble after a contestant said yes when she was asked if she had paid a hitman to kill her husband.
Star's yes/no brand of truth certainly was more radical than Rakhi Sawant's attempts to play pastel princess on NDTV Imagine.

Star's new show also had  head-to-head with Sony Television's reality biggie Iss Jungle se Mujhe Bachao! that begins two days earlier. When viewers have to pick between "Saach ka Saamna" and a B-grade celebrity trapped in a Malaysian forest, which one you choose? I was awalys up for "Saach Ka saamna".

But truth is this show will end by this week.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Microsoft Using MLM Style -To Promote Windows 7 :

 
Mirosoft Using MLM style to promote its lastest version "Windows 7"  
Which will be launched in the October .  One can get more information about it on www.houseparty.com 
Well what can i say  to this giant (?)  
" Well come to jungle Mr. Bill " 

Thumbs Down To Shashi Tharoor:

Mr.Shashi Tharoor (Bio: author, humanitarian, peacekeeper, columnist, former UN Under-Secretary General, now Minister of State for External Affairs, Govt of India)
Government is making its best efforts to get the party men in right spirit, not just verbally but by implementing it even, when Indian Express pointed out (asking Me. Shashi Tharoor & S M Krisha - external affairs minister)....why they are staying in 5star luxury) the "luxury life style" few ministers are still enjoying when india is going through the "recession" & "drought" ...., still few ministers r spending lacks of rupees om renovating offices, when party president Soniya Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi..and many others are keen to fallow and change the life style...., here comes Mr. Shahi Tharoor commenting , TAUNT rather,poking fun of the current austerity drive, when asked "Tell us minister, next time you travel to Kerala, will it be cattle class?" His reply: "Absolutely, in cattle class out of solidarity with all our holy cows." (12:17 AM Sep 15th from web in reply to Kanchan Gupta)" on Twitter to thousands of his followers ( in his words "audience")......, it was very shameful remark made by person like him.
Friends why could not he come-up with same statement which he made couple of days back..saying " he is having his luxury at his own cost...n not government's money" ...he 'ld have obviously  said same even at this time, but instead he made very blunt n rash comment which is not at all sensible in ANYWAY. Recession or No recession, NO minister has right to spend public money for "self-luxury".
Thumbs Down to you Mr. Shashi Tharoor!

Tirupati laddu gets global patent:

Here's some sweet news. The famed Tirupati laddu -- the most sought-after prasadam for lakhs of pilgrims who throng Tirumala
-- too joins the ranks of Darjeeling tea, Madhubani paintings and Goa feni after it was granted the Geographical Indication (GI) patent rights. This bars others from naming or marketing the sweetmeat preparation under the same name. 
Tirupati laddu got the patent to avoid its blackmarketing by hawkers and middlemen.
"The laddu is now protected under law and nobody can copy it''

The Tirupati laddu is the popular name for Srivari laddu, which is offered as prasadam to the devotees after they worship the Lord. "The laddus are not produced anywhere in the world and are very unique in terms of quality, reputation and other characteristics which go into its making"
The laddu prasadam came into being in the early 1920s, though some temple priests claim that it existed even before the 17th century,'' a former official said. One 175 gm laddu costs Rs 25 now.
Around 1.5 lakh laddus are made daily and the annual revenue from sales is a whopping Rs 2 crore. Potu (kitchen) workers said 5,000 kg of besan flour, over 10,000 kg sugar, 1,000 kg cashewnuts, 350 kg cardamom, about 500 kg ghee, 500 kg sugar candy and 750 kg of raisins go into the preparation of laddus everyday.
Primarily there are two types of laddus -- small and big. A small laddu weighs 175 grams whereas the big one weighs 700 grams. The big one comes with a Rs 1,000 kalyanam puja.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Invitation

  डेअर फ्रिएंड्स!

I am immensely happy to invite you to the Inauguration of our new NORTH INDIA REGIONAL OFFICE, Delhi.


On 19th Sep 2009
Time: 4PM
Venue: 315, Square One Mall, Saket

I look forward to your presence on this proud occasion.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Words of wisdom from financial guru Warren Buffet:

In this time of economic slowdown amidst the global financial crisis, financial guru Warren Buffet shares some views and wisdom which he uses to stay financially healthy. Let’s learn a thing or two from this world reknowned investor and grow healthier and wiser financially from here on too.

Everyone is desperate to find a remedy that will cure their financial illness and help them recover their financial health.  

Hard work: All hard work brings profit; but mere talk leads only to poverty.
Laziness: Sleeping lobster is carried away by the water current.
Earnings: Never depend on a single source of income.
Spending: If you buy things you don’t need, you’ll soon sell things you need.
Savings: Don’t save what is left after spending; spend what is left after saving.
Accounting: It’s no use carrying an umbrella, if your shoes are leaking.
Auditing: Beware of little expenses; a small leak can sink a large ship.
Risk-taking: Never test the depth of the river with both feet.
Investment: Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

I’m certain that those who have already been practicing these principles remain financially healthy.
I’m equally confident that those who resolve to start practicing these principles will quickly regain their financial health.  Let us become wiser and lead a happy, healthy, prosperous and peaceful life.
Warren Buffet.

National Film Awards:

The National Film Awards for 2007 were announced on Monday. It is neither Shah Rukh Khan nor Aamir Khan but Tamil actor Prakash Raj who has won the best actor award for 2007 for his performance in Tamil film "Kanchivaram". Raaj had earlier won the best supporting actor award for his film "Iruvar" in 1998 and a special jury award in 2003.

Umashree got the best actress award for her performance in Girish Kasaravalli's Kannada film "Gulabi Talkies".

"Kanchivaram" has also been chosen as the best film for 2007. Directed by Priyadarshan, the film depicts the lives and times of silk-weavers of Kancheepuram in pre-Independent India.

Renowned Malayalam director Adoor Gopalakrishnan has been adjudged best director for "Naalu Pennungal".

The best child actor award went to Sharad Goyekar for his role in the Marathi film "Tingya".

Darshan Jariwala got the best supporting actor award for his role in "Gandhi My Father". Feroz Abbas Khan, the director of the film, bagged the National Award for best screenplay. There was also a special jury award for this film, which explores the troubled relationship between Harilal Gandhi and Mahatma Gandhi.

"Chak De India" bagged the award in the wholesome entertainment category and "Chak De India" in the family welfare category.

Lyricist Prasoon Joshi got the award for the best lyrics for "Maa" from "Taare Zameen Par". The song also got Shankar Mahadevan the National Award for best playback singer.

The jury was headed by Sai Paranjpe; other members included Ashok Viswanathan and Namita Gokhale. About 102 films and 106 non-feature films were considered.

The list had been finalized last week but because of the death of Andhra Pradesh chief minister YSR Reddy, the announcement was postponed.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Ganesh Visarjan takes 20 devotees lives!

Ganesh Visarjan: 
On Ganesh visarjan, across maharashtra 20 devotees were drowned to death in one single night.
I think both devotees & security should take note of this and should set each on alarm, because this is not suppose to be the end of the such Big festival. Readers can add more comments on this...

Amitabh Bachchan back on TV with 'Bigg Boss 3'

Ab Amitabh Banenge Big Boss: 
He's going from `lock kiya jaye' to unlocking the minds of contestants in India's version of Big Brother.
On why Bachchan was picked for this role, Colours CEO Rajesh Kamat said, " Bigg Boss last season was hugely popular. This time we wanted to make it more broadbased and pan-India so it appeals to people from the ages 4 to 64. Once we decided on Amitabh Bachchan, we worked out the pop-philosopher role for him. The idea was to deconstruct the emotions of those in the house and initiate discussions where we can keep the audience engaged.''
More and more film personalities are looking at doing television programmes. While SRK did a season of KBC, Akshay Kumar has returned with Khatron Ke Khiladi and Salman Khans image got a makeover with Dus Ka Dum.
"It's the huge audience base and the ability of television to reach out to the lowest common denominator that is drawing big film stars to small screen,'' says reality TV writer Manoj Muntashir. "Also, television is no more inferior to cinema. The stars were wooed by some great money and the desire to do something out of the box. Get set to be surprised by many superstars turning to this most popular medium of entertainment in the near future,'' he adds.

Manmohan Singh & Shashi Tharoor on social networking blog!

PM Manmohan Singh is on Facebook:  & Shashi Tharoor on Tweeter: 
though the Prime Minister is not net savvy, there is a Facebook site which is regularly updated, so he is on Facebook. But he had no idea as to who was updating the site. Minister of State for external affairs Shashi Tharoor, who has been extensively using the site Twitter, said the Prime Minister had once asked him what the site was about and how it worked.
"I told him at that point - look which politician is going to resist an audience, in those days 24,000 or something," he said.
"He (Prime Minister) laughed and said of course you should not and today I have an audience of 84,000 and tomorrow it might be more....no politician would wisely turn down an audience of so many that he could reach," Tharoor said.
The minister said his remarks on the site are a combination of personal and official comments. "But in none of my 1000 tweets have I said anything which I could not have said publicly or that in anyway embarrasses or compromises the government"

( what are u guys waiting for go create your twitter, facebook account create your fallowers globaly)

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Recession-Proof Industry #1 – The MLM/NM Business Industry:

Recession-Proof Industry #1 – The Network Marketing (mlm) Business Industry:  
Investment portfolios are plummeting and unemployment rates are skyrocketing.
Only the super-rich and the super-naïve aren’t looking for secondary sources of income in this global economy.
MLM business is the “life preserver” the low-cost, high-potential business that can create positive cash flow for the millions who need it. 
Health care & Pornography are on top, which one would you  like to be associated with ?
Go find the right one for you. - Best Luck!

Who won the Rs 1 Cr. last night??

Iss Jungle se mujhe bachao:  Mona Vasu wins 'Iss Jungle Se Mujhe Bachao'
After two months of performing deadly stunts and struggling to survive in Malaysia's largest tropical rain forest, TV actress Mona Wasu was voted and crowned the 'Jungle Queen' on Friday at the grand finale of Sony TV's "Iss Jungle Se Mujhe Bachao" reality show.
Mona walked away with a cash prize of Rs.1cr.

Chetan & Anaida was runner up!

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Who is after buying new IPL T-20 cricket team ?


After reports that Salman Khan is keen to own an Indian Premier League (IPL) team, comes the news that close friends Sanjay Dutt and Ajay Devgan too are in the process of buying a team. 

According to a source, Sanjay and Ajay have become good friends after starring together in Ajay's home production All The Best. "They have decided to own a team together as they are ardent cricket fans. They are keen to own the Ahmedabad team. Since Ajay was busy travelling, he informed Sanjay about being unable to meet IPL Commissioner, Lalit Modi. It was Sanjay who met Modi and expressed their interest to own a team. Modi and Sanjay met at a suburban five-star on Wednesday to understand the bidding process. Sanjay made it very clear that whenever the auction begins, they are ready to invest in the Ahmedabad team."
Earlier, it was Salman who had met Modi and there were reports that he is interested in either owning the Nagpur or Kochi team."