SAEED AL SAHAF - (Iraqi Head of Information) The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH - We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL - Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR - I agree with George.
MARTIN LUTHER KING (Jr) - I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA - In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
ARISTOTLE - It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX - It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN - What chicken?
BILL GATES - eChicken2005 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN - Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON - What is your definition of chicken?
THE BIBLE - And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken.
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